Mr Mitchell and Dell go to hill cumorah

Alright..

here's what went on.. somehow.. mr mitchell dragged me out to palmyra for some hill cum-on-rah thingy (DAMN YOU ... DAMN YOU TO HECK) .. mormon thingy called hill cumorah, there we met our good ol friend Dell (Danielle) and the two of them dragged me around palmyra.. thank god for the occasional bar stop for my iv drip of vodka or i would have wanted to kill myself before the day was over.....

well i'm not a religious fanatic but its just interesting sometimes, how sheep minded people get.. lets see where to start..

oh yah that was joseph smiths' house.. real crappy place.. well sorta.. it was nicely done if i had a log house i'd make it like that one.. but i'm guessing it can go up in flames easy :-p so nah ..

yes mr mitchell i know that was a mexican who did that.. .. no mr mitchell i have no fucking clue how they got here..

during our hell walk tru the field that used to belong to joseph smith and his family dell and mr mitchell had an attack of weariness.. this is one of our thousand of stops we had to take so they could rest!! BUMS I TELLS YOU!!!

that was on the field in front of the stage where them mormons were gonna hold a pageant or some play thats dell and mr mitchell

oh yeah.. when we were in a couple of mormon shops we noticed a genious in marketing.. MORMON ACTION FIGURES!!!!!!! :-o!!!!!!!!!! how clever is that?? well here is the thing that was an action figure of some captain moroni.. (moroni..???) as you can prolly see he's wearing some sort of aztec clothing on him.. which is um.. uh.. not good for us real mexicans.... but seriously its a fucking riot..

oh yeah there is a cookbook at the mormon shop.. there was something that caught my attention there if you look on the upper left section of the book';s picture you'll see some bread that bread aint mormon.. trust me.. thats called a concha bread in mexico.. and it was brought over by spaniards.. and spaniards were what..?? christian catholics.. dont ask more.. i wont tell you shit..

oh yeah even them mormons got their own version of monopoly... ?MORMONPOLY?........... i wanna meet the creative genious that came up with that one.... the surface on the board was a lil too shiny.. which is why you cant clearly see the word mormon-poly.. but trust me its there..

yet another action figure.. this one featured capt moroni burying the gold plates which SUPPOSEDLY was later found by joseph smith.. if those plates are real.. and if they really are translated.. why wont they make them public i wonder.. but lets leave those scholarly questions for mr mitchell

fuck it i'm converting.. i needed an excuse to get the pic of the chick on the right cuz well she was hot ;-) the pic doesnt do her justice but trust me she was cute and having no good excuse i took the pic of that chick and some other chick.. but ahem.. yeah i'm converting.. they got some hot chicks there :-p

here .. outside the shop.. mr mitchell signed up for something in exchange of a video.. great.. expect to be visited sometime by moroni propaganda mr mitchell.. and i AINT gonna be there trust me.... btw dell looks like she's got the hots for that guy.. dont she?? lol

oh man you gotta admit it was a nice day.... and no it wasnt a miracle.. ok?

I gotta admit it was a nice temple thingy.. meeting place whatever.. there was this jesus scultpture in the glass walled room and they had this sort of sound machine thingy talking about something or other.. just ask mr mitchell he'll deal with anythin that was said there...

stupid camera.. there was an interesting play they were doing i'm not sure .. maybe it was the food there that might brainwash you or something.. but i was actually entertained.. there was this play going on where they told the story of the people of moroni and the gold plates and other bs that does not make sense historically but has a nice entertainment value :-p

damn camera.. the pics came blurry .. sorry next year i'm taking a more stronger one :-p yes you read right.. next year

the white speck thingy was the glow in the dark jesus.. that was freaky.. you could see his wires and kept hoping one would break and you'd see that dude hanging awkwardly on the air.. but no dice..

oh yah they also had a fire fetish.. but maybe it was a burning bush talking to someone.. idk ask mr mitchell for the story..

HEY MR MITCHELL LOOOK!!! GROUPIES!!!!!!!

no actually these guys were there to protest the mormon religion.... that surprised the hell outta me.. as this guy was there bitching about something or other about the mormon religion and how his religion was correct.. what were they?? oh yah baptists...

that dude had it going.. several people kept talking back to him... he kept yelling about jesus saving people from hell.. and other stuff he was also peddling a video.. whoo hooo movies....

there was mr mitchell inciting violence between a baptist and a mormon lady.. frankly i think she would have kicked his ass..

LOL well lets just say that dude didnt seem happy i took a pic twice of him lol but can you blame me? He looks pissed.. against mormonism i mean

once again there was mr mitchell pitting a baptist versus a mormon.. lol nah they were just bitching at each other but mr mitchell's presence there just raises questions...

so in conclusion.. BE A SHEEP MINDED PERSON.. BE FOOLED!!! JOIN THE MORMONS!